it's a thing. or, it should be.

Nate Ruess.

Smoking on a cupcake.



...What?

stupid comics: vices & virtues- IT CAME.

it all started with this ad in the february issue of alternative press.

i'm continually stuck between running out to buy bottled water and canned goods for the bomb shelter, and making every dirty joke i can think of. it's a hard life.

so, without further ado and in no particular order-


Vices & Virtues: It Came
with your host, Ryan Ross.

ready to go

yes, ryan's smoking a bubble pipe. no, i refuse to draw shane drake and his smarmy little goatee.

the calendar

sometimes a band will release a song. and i will listen to that song. and i will think, "who the fuck told you that lyric was a good idea?"
at night your body is a symphony, and iiii'mmmmm conduuuuctinnnnng!~

always

gay or stagegay, whatever. i don't care so long as the band all has hearts-eyes for each other. is that too much to ask?
cameo by jon walker.

sarah smiles the mariachi apocalypse

so sue me, i wanted to draw ryland blackington and alex suarez making out in tutus. we all have needs.

trade mistakes

cameo by pete wentz. you're welcome.

memories

it's a METAPHOR, guys. a METAPHOR.

let's kill tonight

no really. i guess the academy is... had their pseudo-breakup a couple weeks ago via twitter, and their drummer, the butcher, spent most of the day crying. via twitter. and posting memory after poignant memory in 140 characters or less. there are reasons i follow these people.
...in stark contrast to the 2009 panic-split of infamous, bitchy legend.

hurricane

METAPHOR.
or something.

nearly witches

yeah. neither did i.
i do, however, frequently wonder if there is a store that would sell me both a princess getup and a bubble pipe. and how i might get there. and if they have coupons.

the ballad of mona lisa




ta dah.

stupid comics: the baywatch thing

one day i woke up to the words, "ryan ross in a baywatch swimsuit".

need i explain further?


"...y'know, i'm kind of a rockstar."

stupid comics: the cross-dressing princess thing. (april 2011)

this is probably one of those things that should never see the light of html.

it all started with...

princess brendon hates you and hopes you die. and by you he means everybody who isn't finding him pants.

born of two separate conversations with reni and manipulant, respectively, there are now about a million of these. i wish i had some kind of reasonable explanation as to why i'm suddenly drawing lame comics of (mostly) members of panic!at the disco in drag, but i don't, so there you go. mostly i just crack myself up and my friends are a bunch of dirty magnificent enablers.





with guest cameo by frank iero frankelstiltskin


gabe saporta: fairygodcobra